Dear Diary, Chapter 2
"Oh my dear Diary, she made me the happiest man on earth today. Yesterday, you remember the rat she gave me for a gift on my birthday, but today—OH TODAY!!
I remember kissing her cold, undead lips…tasting her sweet necrological breath as she entwined her maggot infested tongue in mine. She embraced me with strong, unyielding, bone-arms. Strangled me half to death, and kicked my groin to pieces.
But all that was nothing compared to the ultimate delight of this day. Ah, the soft, cloying fragrance of her one year-old unwashed c—…it was a euphoric experience…"
excerpt from Dear Diary by Cynical Pessimist, winner of the much coveted Sophist Magnificado Award.
"Never has the world of literature been truly altered by the magnificent sophist, post-modernistic philosophy of Cynical Pessimist. Screw Plato, Aristotle, Socrates, and Confucius. Let Karl Marx and Friedrich Engels rot in their graves. Long live Friedrich Nietzsche and Adolf Hitler!"
excerpt from a review in the American Imperialist magazine by Capitalist Reviewer, syndicated journalist and journalized syndicatist.
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